Jib Jab 2008 in review

HYSTERICAL.

love.

Dear Santa -

I've been very good this year, so for Christmas I'd really like:
























Thank you. Oh and PS, I'll be in Brooklyn on Christmas Eve, but likely you already know that.


















oh, and just in case you forgot, she worked for you...so that's got to count for something ;)

This am out the window at a work meeting...

That's my grad school...

Latest.

Rest in Peace Spoof

I love you.

Bush v. Gore was decided 8 years ago today.


What a BAD decision that was.

Bush v. Gore was decided 8 years ago today.


what a bad decision that was.

below are lyrics from so long ago, i still love them just the same...

"Asking Too Much"

I want somebody who sees the pointlessness
and still keeps their purpose in mind
I want somebody who has a tortured soul
some of the time
I want somebody who will either put out for me
or put me out of misery
or maybe just put it all to words
and make me say, you know
I never heard it put that way
make me say, what did you just say?
I want somebody who can hold my interest
hold it and never let it fall
someone who can flatten me with a kiss
that hits like a fist
or a sentence, that stops me like a brick wall
because if you hear me talking
listen to what I'm not saying
if you hear me playing guitar
listen to what I'm not playing
and don't ask me to put words
to all the spaces between notes
in fact if you have to ask, forget it
do and you'll regret it
I'm tired of being the interesting one
I'm tired of heving fun for two
just lay yourself on the line
and I might lay myself down by you
but don't sit behind your eyes
and wait for me to surprise you
I want somebody who can make me
scream until it's funny
give me a run for my money
I want someone who can
twist me up in knots
tell me, for the woman who has everything
what have you got?
I want someone who's not afraid of me
or anyone else
in other words I want someone
who's not afraid of themself

do you think I'm asking too much?

~Ani D.

"I envisioned you in smudged coveralls literally building a fence around you and stomping your feet saying…yeah, just try it, I dare you!

i missed the opportunity to comment on a number of really good days, primarily nov. 20 - 30. the days leading up to and following 29.

my friend from work tells me this is why gays cant marry ;)

Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

A couple of gay penguins are attempting to steal eggs from straight birds in an effort to become "fathers", it has been reported.

Last Updated: 2:06PM GMT 27 Nov 2008

There are known to be several gay penguin couples in zoos across the world Photo:

The two penguins have started placing stones at the feet of parents before waddling away with their eggs, in a bid to hide their theft.

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.

A keeper at Polar Land in Harbin, north east China explained that the gay couple had the natural urge to become fathers, despite their sexuality.

"One of the responsibilities of being a male adult is looking after the eggs. Despite this being a biological impossibility for this couple, the natural desire is still there," a keeper told the Austrian Times newspaper.

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.

There are numerous examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom, but gay penguins have captured the public's attention more than any other species.

A German zoo provoked outrage from gay lobby groups after attempting to mate a group of gay male penguins with Swedish female birds who were flown in especially to seduce them. But the project was abandoned after the males refused to be "turned", showing no interest in their would-be mates.

In 2002 a couple of penguins at a New York zoo who had been together for eight years were "outed" when keepers noticed that they were both males.

I have a feeling that it's going to be a long winter.
Would you like to come spend it with me?

Today Brooklyn feels like Pittsburgh.
Maybe it's the weather
Maybe it's the Elliot Smith
Maybe it's just my head.